Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!

Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.

With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.

Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Mines Excavated: 3266 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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