MentalMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineLatam

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We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DiamondsForDudes

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UkraineWarzoneCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	783
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Magic Items Found:	6458
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyKarateLady

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Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2475
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3486
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockWars: US$17.9 Bil Aid to Israel

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VeggieCraft – Heart Healthy Haven

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🌱🥦🥑

join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌

we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀

come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8014
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.