MemoryLapse Minecraft Server

uncertainty, cognitive function, SELF AWARENESS, dissociation, counseling

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wacky, you’ll question if your memories are even real after playing here.

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and chaos as you navigate through a world where reality and dreams blend together. Who knows what’s real and what’s just a figment of your imagination on this server?

Forget about boring old memories, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mind-bending Minecraft adventure!

CraftyParkingWars

stealing, Restaurant, Hit, giving a fuck, public parking spot

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

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PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

SELF AWARENESS, male perspective, world changes, smp, post

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

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Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

G rated, PIXEL, playful, hypothetical, imagination

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

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No Time for Standing Still

without motion, motion measurement, standing, persistent motion scale, motion scale

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

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CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

Rebound, later in life, CubicleCraft, Midlife, workers

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

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MemoryLapse Minecraft Server

CraftyParkingWars

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

No Time for Standing Still

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure