Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Secret Passages Found: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mines Excavated: 4328

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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