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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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