come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!
Memory Lane Minecraft Server
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Hot Mess Craft
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about global warming, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing melting is your brain from all the fun you’ll be having!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs come by, wearing sunglasses and top hats. Or how about building a giant toilet house because why the heck not? The possibilities are endless on this server!
Join us now and become part of the wackiest community in Minecraft history. Who needs real life disasters when you can have virtual chaos and laughter with us? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make 2024 the year of epicness!
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FastFoodSimplicity – Minecraft SMP
Lol, bro, why waste your diamonds on fast food when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and feast like a king for free? Our server is like a gourmet restaurant but without the snooty waiters and overpriced menu. We’ve got all the best food in Minecraft, from golden apples to enchanted steak. And get this – our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance! Plus, we’ve got a secret underground base where we throw the wildest food fights every Saturday night. So ditch the drive-thru and come join us for a foodie adventure you’ll never forget!
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BlockyBucks Hideout
Are you tired of hiding your $1M cash under your mattress or in a boring old safe? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hide your $1M cash in a virtual treasure chest surrounded by lava and guarded by a pack of angry zombie pigmen! Not only will your money be safe from thieves, but you’ll also have a blast trying to retrieve it while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Join our server today and experience the thrill of hiding your fortune in the most epic way possible!
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MexiCraft GunBan Campaign
come join our epic minecraft server where we are trying to get rid of all the guns on the streets just like mexico’s president! we have a special minigame where you have to collect as many guns as possible and throw them into a volcano to save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! also, our server is filled with tacos and sombreros for all your mexican cravings while you play. vamos amigos!
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MealRegret Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a poorly cooked fish finger sandwich? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with over-the-top reactions and unexpected twists.Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the chef (yes, we have a chef in our Minecraft world) starts throwing a fit because you didn’t like the taste of the virtual fish you caught. But don’t worry, our waiter will handle the situation with grace and maybe even throw in a bacon sandwich as a peace offering.
And if you ever feel guilty about causing a scene, just toss some virtual money their way and watch the chaos unfold. Our chef may call you “fucking pathetic,” but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
So why wait? Join our server now for a dining experience you won’t forget (and hopefully won’t have to pay for with real money)!