Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3478 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!
