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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9621 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 61 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 293 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
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But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉