Memelands: Where the only thing resetting is your sanity! 1.20.4 Server for the 15+ SMP crew.

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Memelands Minecraft Server

Overview

Memelands is an SMP with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long term players over the age of 15. The server has been running on the current map since 2019, with no plans to reset it. Events, contests, and a community-driven approach make Memelands a fun and engaging place to play Minecraft.

Server Information

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Age Requirement	15+
Server IP	play.memelands.com

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Memelands?

Memelands is an SMP (survival multiplayer) Minecraft server with a focus on community, events, and long-term play.

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running on the current map since 2019.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for active long-term players over the age of 15 who want to be part of a close-knit community and contribute to the server.

Are there any rules on the server?

Basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment. A more detailed list can be found on our Discord server and website.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form. The application link can be found on our website.

Is the server vanilla or modded?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks and protective plugins for security.

How is the server financed?

The server is financed through a yearly donation box and community votes on important decisions.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	8826
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, classmates, comfort, Communication, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreements, emotions, friendship, handling, ISOLATION, MELTDOWNS, Minecraft, NoDramaMoms, parallel play, perspective, Playdate, selective, Server, Situation, special education, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	7899	Dragon Eggs Found:	6969
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	3472	Runes Activated:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunflowerGrieferz

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5346	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	3951

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

Alien, aliens, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Communication, Contact, Cosmic, Curiosity, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, eye contact, galaxies, gazing, Hangout, intergalactic, outer space, Possibility, Space, speculation, star, Stars, Universe, unknown beings, Wonder

So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

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Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
10+ challenging dungeons to explore
Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

Why Herocraft?

With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

IP: play.hc.to

Discord: hc.to/discord

Linktree: hc.to/socials

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers?	Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
Can I play on Herocraft with my friends?	Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft?	Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
How can I join Herocraft?	You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Towns Built:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	73
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Trap Anime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	262609	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

blended families, co-parenting struggles, complicated relationships, familial expectations, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family tensions, father daughter relationship, father figure, fatherly love, Minecraft, parent issues, parental favoritism, Server, step-parent conflicts, step-parent jealousy, traditional wedding roles, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding invitations, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated story of OP’s conception and birth.

Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	912425
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ToiletPaperTussleCraft

apartment, bathroom habits, Boundaries, college roommates, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural respect, foul odor, living together, maintenance, mexico, odor, roommate, septic systems, stench, toilet paper, ToiletPaperTussleCraft, trash can, Understanding, Usa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural differences are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unique bathroom habits.

Ever wondered what it’s like to live with a roommate who believes in throwing used toilet paper in the trash? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience all the joys of dealing with a stinky situation like never before. Dive into the mystery of why flushing toilet paper is a foreign concept and embrace the cultural differences that make living together oh so interesting.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic confrontations over bathroom etiquette, engage in heated debates about septic systems, and experience the thrill of asking your roommate to respect your nostrils. Will you be the hero who saves the day by solving the mystery of the foul odor, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of cultural clashes and bathroom drama?

Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knew that a simple request to flush toilet paper could lead to such chaos and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Farms Harvested:	199	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with all sorts of crazy characters, like the zombie who thinks he’s a fashion designer and the creeper who’s secretly a master chef. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa dancing lessons in the Nether!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking animals, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyComrades

acts of friendship, cherished memories, CraftyComrades, friendship, friendship bonds, friendship goals, friendship love, friendship memories., Grateful, grateful for friends, heartwarming friendship, Heartwarming gestures, lifelong friends, Random act of kindness, supportive friends., touching moments, true friendship, unexpected generosity, unexpected kindness, unexpected surprises, unforgettable moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena! Yes, you read that right. Our server is home to the most talented and entertaining mobs in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a Minecraft rave like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato? Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this spud-tacular treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just make some unforgettable memories that you never expected!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foodie Brain Boosters

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Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some wild stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat our food additives actually make you smarter? Yeah, you heard me right! Eat some virtual steak and suddenly you’re a freakin’ genius, buildin’ redstone contraptions like it’s nothin’.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are tryin’ to take over the world. They’re plottin’ their evil plans while cluckin’ around in their little coops, but don’t worry, we got your back. Join us and help us defeat the chicken overlords before it’s too late!

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, it’s a real thrill ride, trust me. So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ adventure of your Minecraft life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or somethin’.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.