Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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  • Worldborne

    Worldborne

    Worldborne Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Nations and Races Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
    War and Combat Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
    Custom Items Enjoy custom items made by our staff team and give suggestions for inclusion.
    Grand Launch Coming Soon! The world of Worldborne hasn’t opened yet, but the stage is set for glory.
    Roleplay Support and Whitelist Process We support RP and have a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. When is the grand launch of Worldborne?

    The grand launch date is TBD, but stay tuned for updates on the official Discord server.

    2. Is RP (Roleplay) required on Worldborne?

    RP is not required, but we do support it and have a whitelist process to help immerse players in the world.

    3. Can players suggest custom items for inclusion in the server?

    Absolutely! We encourage players to suggest custom items to make the gameplay experience more diverse and exciting.

    4. How can I join Worldborne’s Discord server?

    You can join our Discord server by clicking on the following link: Worldborne Discord

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  • CraftyLady SMP

    CraftyLady SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best place ever to play Minecraft, bro. Like, the admins are all super cool and they built this giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. It’s insane, bro.

    And the players on the server are all like, super hot babes. Like, they all have these amazing pixelated skins that make them look like supermodels. And get this, they all have enchanted diamond armor that makes them invincible. It’s like a total babe magnet, bro.

    But the best part is the events they have on the server. Like, every Friday night they have this crazy dance party at the spawn point where everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head and do the chicken dance. It’s so hilarious, bro.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s totally lit and full of hot babes and crazy events, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • PetSecretsMC

    PetSecretsMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your pets spilling your secrets again! Our server is equipped with a top-notch pet muting feature that ensures your furry friends keep their mouths shut. No more embarrassing revelations about your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas or your intense fear of creepers. So come join us and keep your skeletons firmly in your closet, where they belong!

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  • CarneyCraft Minecraft Server

    CarneyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? U R just chillin in ur Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, MARK CARNEY shows up outta nowhere! he’s like, “hey guys, i’m running for leader of Canada’s Liberal Party, but first, let’s play some Minecraft together!” and u’re like, “whaaaat? this is crazy!” but then u realize, this server is the coolest place to be!

    not only do u get to hang out with Mark Carney, but u also get to battle zombie politicians and ride on flying pigs! plus, every time u log on, u get a free diamond sword and a pet dragon that breathes fire! and if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of chocolate!

    so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are always wild! who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next leader of Canada’s Liberal Party! (just kidding, but seriously, come play with us!)

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  • SpyCraft: Yantar Dive

    SpyCraft: Yantar Dive
    ok so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a whole russian spy ship sinking situation goin on! yantar is divin on the wreck like some kinda underwater ninja. u can help uncover secret spy missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with a whole spy ship drama goin on? join now and be part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

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