MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blockhead’s Minecraft Server

Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder, learning difficulty, Minecraft, developmental delay, intellectual disability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player with a low IQ, a learning difficulty, and FAS stumbled upon our server. But instead of being judged or ostracized, they were welcomed with open arms and embraced for their uniqueness. They quickly became the most beloved player on the server, known for their hilarious antics and unintentional trolling.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet all sorts of quirky characters like this player, embark on ridiculous adventures, and maybe even discover a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

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> No Oscars? Minecraft SMP

Oscars controversy, standing up, Self Respect, baby, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Oscars of Minecraft! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no going back. And who knows, you might just end up selling your baby to a corporation just to survive. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life!

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Vibe Collective Survival Server

Explore, MONEY, bedrock, bugs, Items

Vibe Collective District Survival Minecraft Server

Brand new survival started at the end of November of 2024.

Join https://discord.gg/vcd to make suggestions, report bugs or ask questions!

End and Nether worlds are reset once a week.

Mine, Farm, Hunt, Explore etc to make money, and use that money to buy materials, and items.

This is a cross-play server. You can join from other PC Bedrock Clients AND Console clients. For more informtion, join https://discord.gg/vcd.

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Serious Craft Minecraft Server

long-term relationships, Server, Interracial Relationships, Diversity, Craft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people don’t appreciate the beauty of interracial relationships? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have Polish white women with black men running around everywhere, making all the /int/chuddies sperg out in jealousy. Join us for a wild ride filled with love, chaos, and plenty of diamond mining. Who needs drama when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and show off your diverse love connections while building epic structures together. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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Hokuto no Ken Volume 13 Storytime Minecraft SMP

Martial Arts, dystopian, post-apocalyptic, 274146631, Hokuto

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride chickens and the creepers do the Macarena!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by villagers. They danced the night away to funky beats and even got a diamond helmet as a party favor!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask how they got dynamite, it’s a long story). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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