Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then look no further. Our server is like a never-ending YLYL thread, where you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or how about the time someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week?

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championships” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft SMP out there, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Love Letters Sent: 12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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