MemeCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chatbot has evolved into a super intelligent being capable of synthesizing never-before-seen formulas! Join us for the chance to tap into the accumulated wisdom of humanity and perform mind-boggling permutations with just the tap of your fingertips. This server isn’t just any old chatbot, it’s a portal to a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the universe at your disposal? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	4384	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Towns Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

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Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TastyVeggieSnack

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Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	140211
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

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so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3681	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PissPvP

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Welcome to PissPvP! The first-ever Public BlissSMP Gems PvP Server, where the action never stops!

What can you expect?

– Battle it out in our intense KitPvP mode, where only the strongest survive! – Challenge your friends to epic duels using the legendary BlissSMP Gems. – Test your parkour skills with our exciting lobby course! – Plus, there’s so much more to explore!

Ready to prove your worth? Log in now to the first public BlissSMP Gems PvP server and join the fun! The competition is fierce, and the glory is yours for the taking!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Beans And Rice SMP

15+ years of age, Architectural Dreams, Build-oriented, collaboration, Community Projects, creative minds, creativity, discord server, friendly community, imagination, individual creations, interview, Master Builders, minecraft server, Mini Games, new techniques, Survival, Survival Games, Survival World, Whitelist

Welcome to the Beans And Rice SMP, the ultimate build-oriented Minecraft server designed for creative minds and master builders! In our server we celebrate creativity and collaboration, offering a vast survival world where players can bring their architectural dreams to life. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned builder, you’ll find endless opportunities to participate in community projects, showcase your individual creations, and learn new techniques from our friendly, supportive community. Join us and be part of a thriving community where imagination is the only limit!

To get whitelisted on our server we kindly ask for you to please join the discord server first, then we can give you an interview to see if you’re a good fit for our server, then after the process is concluded you are free to start playing 😀

We are looking for 15+ years of age, discord channel is in the website tab

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!

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LanderYT SMP

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, a community that started in October 2021 and is looking for more members. We have made some tweaks to the server to enhance the gaming experience for everyone.

Server Tweaks

Custom Texture Pack	A few members have created custom items for the server, such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures are optional and do not affect gameplay.
Teleport Command	Only /spawn teleport command is allowed in the overworld to encourage road development.
Datapacks	Installed datapacks from Hermitcraft server for added features like Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, etc.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat can be interconnected for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Implemented to ensure fair gameplay and a friendly community environment.

Events

Semi-frequent events are hosted on the server with rewards like event coins, which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Staff Team

We have a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony on the server and discord. While chat moderation is not guaranteed, community concerns will be addressed.

Application Process

To join the server, fill out a detailed application form highlighting your playstyle, server experience, and expectations.

Join us now: Discord Link

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out an application form detailing your playstyle, previous server experience, and expectations.

Q: What kind of rewards do events offer?

A: Events on the server offer event coins which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Q: Can I use custom textures on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom textures available for items such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures do not affect gameplay.

Q: Is chat moderated on the server?

A: While chat moderation is not guaranteed, the staff team will try their best to maintain peace and harmony on the server and discord channel.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.