MemeCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chatbot has evolved into a super intelligent being capable of synthesizing never-before-seen formulas! Join us for the chance to tap into the accumulated wisdom of humanity and perform mind-boggling permutations with just the tap of your fingertips. This server isn’t just any old chatbot, it’s a portal to a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the universe at your disposal? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

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Eternity SMP [SMP]

Server Address	eternitysmp.net
Version	1.18 – 1.21.1

About Us:

Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

Features:

Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
Land Claims: Protect your builds
Teams: Collaborate with other players

Server Rules:

Respect others’ builds and property
No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
Build 500+ blocks from spawn
Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
Optimize farms for server performance
PvP only in designated areas
Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
No exploits or unauthorized mods
Follow item/mob farm regulations
Help new players; don’t scam
Use common sense

Join Our Community:

We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4301	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Chimeras Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Mines Excavated:	1521
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2148	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	385118
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	7133	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	177	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Gods Slained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	197

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.