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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4273 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 68 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!
2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?
4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!