Melon Seed Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	269
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	271
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	5898	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Potions Brewed:	43	Towns Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	369881	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2187	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5