Melon Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Love Letters Sent:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Star Shards Collected:	275	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	8843	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2414	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	51719	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	571

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7405
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Void Armor Forged:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crops Grown:	3498
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Items Found:	7793

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	622	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	New Chunks Explored:	265801
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3