join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. every time you press play, you’ll see your favorite songs a bit differently because our server has a magical jukebox that turns all music into cat meows.

build your own castle made entirely of rainbow-colored cheese and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the endless lands of our server. meet friendly villagers who speak only in rhymes and battle fierce dragons who are actually just misunderstood puppies in disguise.

don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. come on in and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the exploding chickens!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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