join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. every time you press play, you’ll see your favorite songs a bit differently because our server has a magical jukebox that turns all music into cat meows.

build your own castle made entirely of rainbow-colored cheese and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the endless lands of our server. meet friendly villagers who speak only in rhymes and battle fierce dragons who are actually just misunderstood puppies in disguise.

don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. come on in and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the exploding chickens!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 331 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Star Shards Collected: 203 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Emeralds Found: 9680

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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