MellowCraft

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Customization, Economy, Exploring, Factions, Friendly, Memories, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our semi-Vanilla SMP server, where community and creativity come together! We offer a unique experience with a carefully curated selection of custom items, designed to enhance gameplay while keeping the core essence of Minecraft intact. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out with friends, our server is all about fun, collaboration, and building lasting memories.

Join a friendly, welcoming community of players who are passionate about creating and sharing their adventures. We strive to provide a space where everyone feels included and can enjoy a smooth, exciting Minecraft experience, with just the right touch of customization. Come for the custom items, stay for the people!

We can’t wait to see what you’ll build and create with us!

The server is currently whitelisted for beta testing

play.mellowcraft.org

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	6868
Potions Brewed:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	243	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9488
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	209	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mines Excavated:	1422	Buildings Constructed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4657
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4660
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	141	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!