Melio: Where we trust you won’t grief… but let’s be real, we know you will. Good luck surviving!

active members, apply, Builder, Community, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Explorer, Good, Grief, Java 1.21, Lets, Longevity, LUCK, Melio, Minecraft playstyle, real, Reset, shopping district, smp, Survival, Surviving, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	9183
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind
Events

Our philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Melios SMP server?	You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided above.
Is there any sort of land protection or claiming system?	No, we operate on a trust system among our players.
Are there any plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without additional plugins.
How long has the server been running?	We launched about 4 months ago and have no plans to reset the world.
What kind of economy does the server have?	We use a diamond-based economy with a designated shopping district for transactions.

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4096
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Votes:	1616
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5799	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	241	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Animals Bred:	139
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Farms Harvested:	639	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5166
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Magic Items Found:	6066
Chimeras Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8029
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	238	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.