Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hezbollah supporters in Melbourne stumbled upon our server and were so blown away by the epic builds and insane PvP battles that they forgot all about their political affiliations and just started building pixelated castles together. True story, bro!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing chickens will serenade you with their angelic voices.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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