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MelaninCraft – The DBZ Minecraft Server

MelaninCraft – The DBZ Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, the more melanin you have, the more you’ll love Dragon Ball Z! That’s right, our server is scientifically proven to increase your love for DBZ based on your skin color. Don’t ask us how it works, just join and experience the magic for yourself!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll also find rare diamond blocks that are actually disguised as Senzu Beans. Eat one and watch your health regenerate instantly! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground base filled with Saiyan armor and weapons that will give you superhuman strength in the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and action-packed adventure that will leave you questioning the laws of Minecraft physics. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who share your love for DBZ based on your melanin levels? It’s a win-win situation, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

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  • BdayNoMovieFam

    BdayNoMovieFam

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

    Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

    So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

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  • ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

    ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

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  • CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

    CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

    So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

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  • Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

    Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

    we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

    so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Nano Tea Bag Plastix

    Nano Tea Bag Plastix

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    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

    We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

    Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

    So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

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