Are you tired of boring tourist traps and looking for a new adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time visiting overrated landmarks when you can join our server and explore a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against a horde of evil chickens plotting world domination, or even participate in our annual “Build-a-Llama” competition where the most creative llama creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So say goodbye to boring tourist destinations and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested: 936 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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