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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7638 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 767 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against a horde of evil chickens plotting world domination, or even participate in our annual “Build-a-Llama” competition where the most creative llama creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So say goodbye to boring tourist destinations and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!