| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 433 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5727 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
d1.minely.pro:25595
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7413 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 45 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Ores Mined: | 8340 | New Chunks Explored: | 802063 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2432 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5820 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9870 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 5600 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6919 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2591 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 132 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5715 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4214 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2973 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5548 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 914 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1432 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Votes: | 1391 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3736 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3581 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4235 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 169 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3163 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3465 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9181 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7930 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 235 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 241 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 29 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5914 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4473 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5172 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3899 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 835 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
