| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9919 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6456 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9637 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3581 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2294 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 4087 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 150 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3782 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9335 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 247 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9944 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9535 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 147 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7157 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 51 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7015 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1789 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7798 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2089 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1432 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4262 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5812 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9771 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.
So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6062 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 2622 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3255 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!