| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2834 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2564 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 322 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2645 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 781 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 207 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 140 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!
join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7172 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 7814 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Crops Grown: | 5921 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5121 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4558 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9643 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 197 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7978 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 80726 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6528 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4867 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 531 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5335 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2692 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5716 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 86 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Votes: | 8631 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5450 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 5390 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3675 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2861 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 103 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9919 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 887 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3651 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 177 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6922 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5501 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Votes: | 5028 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 266 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!
