| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7319 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 490 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5488 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6898 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5243 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 298 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5916 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 64 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 941 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7361 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8803 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5436 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4947 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 81 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4564 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4342 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 53 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 915 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 4060 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1167 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7548 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2740 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8185 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6352 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3764 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9640 |
