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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2057
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4782	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3096	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Animals Bred:	54
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Potions Brewed:	142

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2192	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	9985	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Towns Built:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	49

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5102	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Votes:	2451	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Potions Brewed:	179	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7