Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 159 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

    Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor
    Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CNN News Minecraft Server

    CNN News Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

    Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

    From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 924662 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

    Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

    Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

    ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

    Hello everyone, Niko here!

    Briefly about the server:

    Ⓒ -Server does not require license 1.20.6, no launcher, no donation, no stupid rules

    Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

    Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

    Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

    Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

    Now about the gameplay:

    Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

    Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

    Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

    Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

    Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

    WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

    WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

    Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

    It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Zombie Dances: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

    Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • VoteCraft Minecraft Server

    VoteCraft Minecraft Server
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP

    The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Forgive Her Minecraft Server

    Forgive Her Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and forgiveness.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llama bandits. They challenge you to a dance-off to determine your fate. Will you forgive them for their crimes or will you show no mercy?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, he will grant you three wishes. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying unicorn, or a lifetime supply of tacos?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: forgiveness is key.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Anime Minecraft SMP: What This Anime Is About, Exactly?

    Anime Minecraft SMP: What This Anime Is About, Exactly?
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more confusing than the plot of that anime you just described is our server rules! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

    Our server is like a fever dream brought to life, with wacky storylines that make about as much sense as a pineapple on a pizza. You’ll meet characters more bizarre than the ones in that anime, and trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are? Dive into our world of chaos and creativity, and who knows, maybe you’ll finally understand that anime after all. Or maybe you’ll just end up writing fanfics about our server instead. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

    ¦

    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

    ¦

    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

    ¦

    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    ¦

    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

    ¦

    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 500
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ‘Almost 2025 Minecraft Server’

    ‘Almost 2025 Minecraft Server’
    Are you tired of living in the boring real world where there are no clap hand emojis in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the clap hand emojis you could ever dream of! Join us and experience the thrill of clapping hands in a virtual world like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the exclusive “Easy Come Easy Golf” game on Steam. That’s right, you can play golf in Minecraft while also clapping hands with your fellow players. It’s a wild ride filled with birdies, bogeys, and plenty of emojis.

    So why wait until 2025 to experience the fun? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, clapping, and golfing like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Cancelled Homeland Minecraft SMP

    Cancelled Homeland Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the Rabbi himself has declared that you can no longer have a homeland. But fear not, because now you have the opportunity to join our server and create your own crazy, wacky, and totally nonsensical world!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?

    2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?

    3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?

    4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Farms Harvested: 325
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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