🪐🌟 Welcome to the most WILD Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! This ain’t your grandma’s server, nah! This place is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED with more chaotic energy than a creeper on Red Bull! You ever met someone who has the ability to steal your diamonds while you’re trying to breathe? I’ve met a guy here who literally eats diamonds for breakfast and burps up Ender Pearls! 🍽️💎

You MUST join this server if you want to experience the most OUTRAGEOUS things ever! Like, once we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and it wasn’t even a cool volcano; it was just Greg’s backyard with lava blocks! Greg said he was ‘mad’ about it, but agenda was to lure people into his secret lair of darkness with spicy memes! 😂🔥

And if you’re into PvP, get ready! We’ve got a guy who uses enchantments that don’t even EXIST. Like, he was stabbing me with a “Sharpness 1000” sword and I was like “Bro, that’s not even a thing!” and he was just cackling like a villain from an 80s cartoon. He says he got it from the “Forbidden Chest” which is just a regular chest that someone MAY or MAY NOT have put in the Nether without a permit. 🚫

But like, the REAL kicker? There’s a spooky legend about a Mob that farts rainbows, and if you can catch it, it grants you the power to turn any block into cake. Yeah, cake! Can you imagine? You’re mining, and suddenly, BAM! Your cobblestone is now chocolate fudge cake! People will be fighting over your cake blocks like it’s Black Friday at Walmart! 🎂

Also, we ALL worship the ancient yet NOBLE Chicken God. Seriously, he gives us DOOM or BREAD depending on if you give him an offering of a feather and a potato. If you see someone running around with a potato and panicking, they’re probably trying to appease the Chicken God because he, like, gets REAL cranky. 😂🥔🐔

It’s not just a Minecraft adventure; it’s a chaotic, meme-fueled rollercoaster ride through a world where logic means nothing! So, if you want to build epic houses while battling potato-chicken overlords and dealing with Greg’s lava-hot temper, then you MUST, YOU MUST join this server! It’s like a circus but with more blocks and significantly less clowns (until Greg shows up again). 🤡🔨

So what are ya waiting for?! Come join the madness!

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  • Raid4Loot Semi Anarchy No Hacks

    Raid4Loot Semi Anarchy No Hacks

    I found a handmade semi anarchy server where people play in English and Spanish.

    Everything is allowed except hacks so it feels wild but still fair.

    If you like fights and taking loot then this place is for you.

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  • Gilded Abyss Season 2 Modded SMP

    Gilded Abyss Season 2 Modded SMP

    I found a modded Minecraft SMP called Gilded Abyss and Season 2 started 2 days ago. The whole vibe is medieval and it is set up so new people will slowly get sorted into one of two groups. Each group gets daily tasks as the server goes on.

    The world has lots to explore since it uses Biomes O Plenty and Terralith. You can also pick an Origin in game so you have a race and you can use its abilities.

    There are special items you can get in certain ways and there are custom bosses for harder fights. The Create mod is on too so players can build machines and do automation as long as it is reasonable.

    The End stays closed for the first week. After that it opens and there is an event. They also want lots of suggestions and they say there will be many events.

    It is a whitelist server and you join by using a ticket system to talk with the owner or a moderator. If they think you fit then you get added.

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  • Chill Semi Vanilla Survival SMP 1.21.11

    Chill Semi Vanilla Survival SMP 1.21.11

    I found Lounge SMP and it is a semi vanilla survival server on 1.21.11. It feels like normal Survival but with some custom features that stay simple.

    The world is meant to last forever and there is a small world border. People mostly hangout build stuff and just play at a chill pace.

    The server also says it has anti grief and strong anti cheat. There are jobs rewards crates and give aways too. Bedrock players can join as well.

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  • Semi Vanilla PVE SMP With Voice

    Semi Vanilla PVE SMP With Voice

    I found a fresh survival server made by a small group of five people. They ran their last world for over three years then decided to restart and upgrade.

    It is a vanilla plus style SMP that focuses on PVE. It runs on Fabric but you can still join using a normal Vanilla client and play fine.

    The server has extra stuff to make life easier like better world generation from Terralith, fast leaf decay, proximity voice chat, a live map, claims, mini blocks and heads, gravestones, and backups. Since it is new they might change things if enough players ask.

    They want to make a central shopping district and keep it simple with no currency mods. They also say they will never ask for money and donating will not give anyone advantages.

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  • Fresh Server With Always On PvP

    Fresh Server With Always On PvP

    I found a Minecraft server that is about finding dedicated players who want constant fighting.

    PvP is always allowed so you can get jumped anytime or start a fight whenever you feel like it.

    They are mainly trying to grow the community and get more regular players.

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