Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. But be warned, the city is also home to a clan of ninja creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? That’s right, while you’re building your dream castle, you could also be battling dragons in a parallel universe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on the back of a giant chicken. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic poultry steed?
So what are you waiting for? Join Arkham Shadows today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget your VR headset, because things are about to get real…literally.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 150 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 5103 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 513517 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 415 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
