Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will challenge you to build the tallest tower of TNT, engage in intense dance battles, and even embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the brave warriors fighting against them, or will you become a chicken minion and wreak havoc on the land?
So come on, join us at vspo and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Cash is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and powerful lyrics. He has a unique ability to connect with his audience through his music, drawing inspiration from personal experiences and emotions. Cash has a dedicated following and continues to make a name for himself in the music industry with his authentic sound and heartfelt performances.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 727 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 350003 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 236 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
