MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8518
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Towns Built:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

aging, anxiety, boomer privilege, cancers, die young, fatalistic outlook, fear, Future, health concerns, health risks, life expectancy, lifestyle choices, live until 80s, LiveUntilOurMinecraft, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality, pessimism, SMPFeeling, societal trends, uncertainty, weird feeling

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HouseHubbyHushHub

Behavior, birthday present, boarding school, boat, class differences, decorating, family dynamics, half-sister, House, HouseHubbyHushHub, Jealousy, lakefront cabin, luxury, private jet, Privilege, Rich, Rude, sister, trust fund, Wealthy, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FirstMovieCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TaiwanStraitTrolls

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	228636	Animals Bred:	126
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BadWolfMC server: Because adulting is hard, but Minecraft is harder!

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BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

Server Information	IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Overview	Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

Features	Drama-Free and Inclusive Community Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist Impeccable Performance Java-Bedrock Crossplay Engaging Events and Activities Robust Protection and Mechanics Eco-Friendly Worlds Community Integration

General Server Rules

Rules	All players must be 18 years of age or older No Griefing No Client Mods/Exploits No Advertising/Spam Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	Server IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
How do I apply for membership?	Membership Application
What are the server rules?	Refer to the full rules here

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Star Shards Collected:	86

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unicorns, and not just any unicorns – these unicorns are out for revenge! That’s right, even Miko, the most peaceful unicorn in all the land, has turned against you and is ready to wreak havoc. Join our server if you dare to face off against these mythical creatures in epic battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And who knows, you might even be able to tame a unicorn and ride off into the sunset in style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoSisKidsDailyBabysit

Babysitting, Boundaries, childfree, Choice, Communication, family, Free Time, Guilt, Help, NoSisKidsDailyBabysit, parents, PRESSURE, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Siblings, stand your ground, Support, Understanding, VALUES, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being guilted into babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that! No family drama here, just pure fun and games.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build magnificent structures and explore vast landscapes. No pressure to babysit virtual kids here, just endless possibilities and entertainment.

So come on, leave the real world responsibilities behind and join our server for a truly guilt-free gaming experience. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build some epic block castles and forget about babysitting for good!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

UnsatisfactoryLoveMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping, counseling, emotional, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, marriage advice, mental health, partner, personal growth, relationships, satisfaction, sex life, Support, Therapy, Understanding, UnsatisfactoryLoveMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of being stuck in a loveless marriage with no spark in the bedroom? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual family.

Our server is filled with players who have also found themselves in lackluster relationships, but have found true love in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a partner who can’t satisfy you when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to take out your frustrations on?

So come join us and leave your boring real life behind. Who knows, you might even find a new partner who knows how to enchant your pickaxe in all the right ways 😉.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3087

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.