MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Farms Harvested:	919
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	547479	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	927

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Potions Brewed:	121	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HouseHubbyHushHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	470480
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.