MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

Hurricane Helene’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to recover from the devastation of Post Hurricane Helene.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a sea of floating furniture, all washed up on the shore from the storm surge. But fear not, brave adventurer, for we are here to rebuild and revive this once beautiful coastal town of Dunedin.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find lost treasures buried beneath the wreckage, battle against the elements to rebuild our homes, and compete in ridiculous challenges to see who can come out on top as the ultimate survivor of Post Hurricane Helene.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey of recovery and chaos in our Minecraft SMP like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StreamerFailCraft

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Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mouth Microbe Mayhem

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join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WeekCraft Warriors

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On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Void Gems Collected:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Eco Trash Bash

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CatCraftHideout

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6200
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8