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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 26
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1596
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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