MedicatedMinecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9704	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all the aunt gossip and drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 40th birthday without any unwanted comments about your mental health. Say goodbye to family members judging your every move and hello to a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time.

Uninvite your aunt from your real-life trip and invite her to join you on our server instead. Who needs a ship with a casino when you can build your own virtual paradise with friends from all over the world? Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So, don’t hesitate any longer – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind for good!

The Cosmic Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Cosmic, do you go there, go there, go there tag, lmcss, lmcss adventure, lmcss attraction, lmcss destination, lmcss experience, lmcss explore, lmcss journey, lmcss landmark, lmcss location, lmcss place, lmcss spot, lmcss tag, lmcss tourism, lmcss travel, lmcss trip, lmcss vacation, lmcss visit, Realm

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	4009	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Items Found:	7532	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead.

Like, seriously, you can build your own castle and rule over all the other players like a boss.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds waiting for you to discover.

Plus, there’s a whole community of players who are just as crazy and obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join lmcss now and let the adventure begin!

Crazy Craft Kingdom

contemplating mortality, Craft, crazy, existential crisis, inner turmoil, introspection, Kingdom, life philosophy, meaning of life, philosophical pondering, Purpose of Life, questioning existence, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Self-examination, self-existence, self-identity, self-validation, Soul searching, worthiness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mines Excavated:	2190	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5405

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Are you ready to dive into a world where nothing makes sense and everything is upside down? Join us on this wild ride as we question our existence and ponder the meaning of life. Are you brave enough to face the chaos and madness that awaits you? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s get weird together!

SickDayCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, Girlfriend, household dynamics, Illness, Minecraft, movies, Priorities, relationship, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, Server, sick day, SickDayCraft, television, work, work ethic

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	156	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of sharing a TV with a PS5 addict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your boyfriend drama.

Our server is like a playground for adults, but without the pee and poop accidents (hopefully). We have virtual mascots that dance with you and plenty of food to keep you energized for those long gaming sessions. And the best part? You don’t have to deal with any sore throat excuses here!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a TV when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we guarantee no one will call you an asshole for wanting to watch movies on your day off. It’s a win-win situation!

BroBroNoGo School Skipperz

7th Grade, alarm clock, BroBroNoGo, bus, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, morning commute, morning routine, parental expectations, RESPONSIBILITY, School, school attendance, school commute, school responsibility, school schedule, school transportation, sibling, sibling relationship, sibling support, Skipperz, teenage responsibility

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! Our server is so awesome, even a 7th grader can’t resist the fun (seriously, we have a 7th grader who commutes to school for an hour and still manages to play on our server).

Parents love our server because it’s so entertaining that they don’t have to worry about their kids being bored. Plus, our server is so amazing that it’s practically a responsibility for everyone to join in on the fun. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy situation where you have to send your little brother to school because he’s too busy playing on our server. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

PerceptionShift – Minecraft SMP

altered perspective, changed outlook, eye-opening moment., impactful experience, life altering event, life lessons, life-changing event, Minecraft, new perspective, paradigm shift., perception shift, PerceptionShift, personal growth, personal transformation, perspective change, profound impact, Self Discovery, self reflection, shift in mindset, significant event, smp, transformative event, transformative experience

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Enchantments Applied:	162
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I just joined. It’s like a whole new world, man. The other day, I was just mining some diamonds, minding my own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started attacking me. I was like, “What the heck is going on?!” Turns out, the server admin had added a new mod that turned all the pigs into flying, fire-breathing monsters. It was insane, but also kinda awesome.

And that’s not even the craziest part. The other day, we had a massive PvP battle in the Nether, and I swear, I saw a player riding a giant chicken into battle. It was like something out of a fever dream, but it was real, man. Real.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will change your perception of life, come join us. Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans we’ll get up to next. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right?

CraftyCrafterz: Ultimate Creation

achievement, advancement, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyCrafterz, Creation, creativity, Development, discovery, Evolution, History, Human, Impact, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, Science, Technology, tool, Transportation, Ultimate

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	158	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Is it the wheel? Nah. Is it fire? Pfft, please. It’s obviously our Minecraft server! Why waste time with boring old inventions when you can join our server and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil llamas? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server. So come on, join us and show the world that the true greatest invention is Minecraft!

LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package

10.5B, arms deal, Baltic states, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, economic assistance, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, military aid, military equipment, military spending, military support, national security, nato, package, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, Urgent Package

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	303270
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!

join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!

plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!

CraftyPutin2020

ABANDON, Accountability, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, Legal, Political, prosecution, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, War Crimes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS

ChaosCraft 2025: Devs Gone Wild

2025, Artificial Intelligence, chaos engineering, ChaosCraft, computer science, developers, devs, Digital World, Experiment, Future, futuristic, glitch, innovation, Life, nuts, patch notes, programming, proof of concept, Reality, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, Wild

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7790

lol come join our minecraft server where the devs are straight up trolling us with their chaos engineering experiments. like, they must have been eating too many enchanted golden apples or something cuz things are getting WILD.

one time, a creeper spawned in the middle of a dance party and started breakdancing with a skeleton. it was like a weird minecraft version of step up.

another time, someone tried to build a house out of cake and it turned into a giant gingerbread man that terrorized the server.

if you wanna experience the most bonkers minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join our server. who needs normal when you can have chaos? come join us and be a part of the madness.

Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure

Acetaminophen, adhd, Adventure, association, children, Daughters, DEVELOPING, exposure, higher, likelihood, maternal health, Medical research, Mommys, MOTHERS, neurodevelopmental disorder, pain-relief drug, Paracetamol, pharmaceuticals, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prescription medication, Risk

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray-cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’…

So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!

HavenSMP

Application Process, collaboration, Community, configuration changes, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, Friendly, hardware maintenance., HavenSMP, Mature, Mechanics, Optimization, pay to win, Performance, quality-driven, respectful, smp, strong community, Transparent, Vanilla, well-moderated

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Animals Bred:	54	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7858

Haven SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Haven SMP
Server Location	Europe, Netherlands
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival]
Discord	https://discord.gg/Fu8w2MKqHE
Launch date	21/02/2025 @ 1900 UTC+1

Description: Haven SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server built around providing a near-vanilla experience with solid performance. Our goal is to maintain the core mechanics of the game while fostering a friendly and engaging environment for dedicated players. We take the quality of our community seriously. Our application process is thorough, ensuring that the players we onboard contribute to a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. The 18+ requirement is non-negotiable—we aim for a mature, respectful player base that values collaboration and long-term engagement. We use Fabric with optimization mods to keep performance smooth without altering gameplay. You can follow tutorials and build confidently, knowing that mechanics will work as expected. There are no pay-to-win features—everyone plays on equal terms. Any support for the server is optional and rewarded with cosmetic perks only. We also provide regular updates on server costs, hardware maintenance, and any configuration changes to keep things transparent. If you’re looking for a well-moderated, quality-driven Minecraft server with a strong community, Haven SMP might be the place for you.

Rules: See Discord!

Server Hardware

CPU	Ryzen 3 3500X / 6 Cores 6 Threads / 3.6GHz+
RAM	24 GB DDR4
Storage	512GB NVMe SSD

Virtual Vibe Land 1.21

#videogames, Cash, fanbase, gig job, hate, hololive, Land, meme, MODEL, Personality, read aloud, reason, Sana, simps, Skimming, spot, Stream, Strengths, stupid, tits, VIBE, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Star Shards Collected:	101	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Votes:	4922	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Bro, forget about all that drama and join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any Vtubers here, just a bunch of cool players building epic stuff together.

Reasons to join? Well, first of all, we have the best pixelated landscapes you’ll ever see. It’s like walking into a virtual dream world, but with creepers.

Secondly, our community is lit AF. We’re all about having a good time, cracking jokes, and just enjoying the game. No drama, just pure fun.

And lastly, we have the dankest memes this side of the Nether. Seriously, if you’re into meme culture, you’ll feel right at home here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together. See you there, bro!

GrannysSecretRecipe Minecraft Server

aita, brother’s birthday, Drama, family heirloom, family recipe, family tradition, generational recipe, generations, GrannysSecretRecipe, Guilt, immediate family, Minecraft, privacy, refusal, secret recipe, selfish, sentimental, Server, sharing, sister-in-law, special cake recipe, Stubborn

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of family drama over secret cake recipes? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our community is all about sharing the love of cake without the guilt trip. No more arguments with sister-in-laws or guilt trips from brothers – just pure, unadulterated cake fun!

On our server, you can bake and share as many cakes as your heart desires, without anyone telling you it’s selfish to keep a family recipe to yourself. Plus, we have a special feature where you can create your own secret recipes and keep them safe from prying eyes.

So come join us and let’s bake some virtual cakes together, because life’s too short to argue over dessert recipes!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, controversy, decision, Drama, family, groom, important, love, Marriage, moment, pregnancy announcement, Respect, selfish, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never steal your thunder like the bride’s sister did in this crazy story! Join us for a wedding-free zone filled with love, family, and absolutely no surprise pregnancy announcements during speeches.

We understand the importance of keeping the focus on the couple (or yourself, if you’re single and ready to mingle with some virtual blocks). Our server is a drama-free zone, unlike that sister who just couldn’t resist making a scene at the wedding.

So come join us for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience, where you can build your own world without any unwanted family news interruptions. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SceneStealerMC SMP

all time, beloved movies, best scenes, Cinema, cinematic magic, classic movies, favorite films, Favorite movie scene, film, film fanatics, greatest scenes, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movie buffs, must-see scenes, SceneStealerMC, smp, top choices, top movie moments, Top Picks, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Animals Bred:	69	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest movie scene reenactments ever! Like, one time we built a giant Titanic ship and reenacted the scene where Jack and Rose are like “I’m flying, Jack!” But instead of flying, they were riding on pigs and chickens, it was so hilarious! And another time, we recreated the Avengers battle scene, but with villagers and creepers fighting each other, it was chaos but so much fun!

So if you want to be part of the most insane movie scene reenactments in Minecraft history, join our SMP now! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s a total blast!