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What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	172	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crops Grown:	6672
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Buildings Constructed:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	982214
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Farms Harvested:	487
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42