Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

beard growth, body image, body mechanics, cultural perceptions, FITNESS, gameplay, Gaming, Gay, Good, health, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Mechanics, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, really, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight gain, weight loss

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3880
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3946	Star Shards Collected:	193
Towns Built:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Items Found:	8048
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	238365	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Votes:	4675	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.