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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4603 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 915275 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!