MeatyColonCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2571
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	195
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crops Grown:	6791
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8282
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	8146	Void Gems Collected:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Emeralds Found:	3723	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Votes:	2460
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6568
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	New Chunks Explored:	107824
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Towns Built:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Players:	101/500	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3550	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8