WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	192	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Votes:	413	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Farms Harvested:	321
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1002	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchantments Applied:	209	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Emeralds Found:	9362

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	7148	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	193
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

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