MeapCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	57

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	4095	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9014	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3865	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	670284	Dimension Hops:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2217	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Crops Grown:	5484	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	498117	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Divine Spears Created:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Crops Grown:	6768
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Emeralds Found:	8826
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8815	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5556
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0