MealOfDoom SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RetroCraft: $XX Memories

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Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	6404
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, Luhansk, LuhanskMeatGrinder, meat grinder assaults, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, proxy war, russia, SECURITY, Server, Syrian mercenaries, Ukraine, violence, War

LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

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so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Octopus Stomach Crawl

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

behavioral decision-making, behavioral economics, Buycraft, cognitive biases, consumer behavior, Covid-19, decision making models, decision making process, emotional reactions, evolutionary, evolutionary game, Game, game theory, impulse buying, information processing, Panic, panic buying, prospect theory, Psychological Factors, rationality, risk perception, scarcity mindset, social influence, stockpiling behavior

so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	3314	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	957
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyHubbyCutback

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Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockyLove30

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Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

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come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	115

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	170

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	7