| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4867 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9082 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.
Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 482 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 4699 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6445 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2698 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7496 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9878 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8293 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2312 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.
So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6672 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5337 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.
Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!
Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8775 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 252 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?
Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9183 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 68 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2862 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4998 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 154 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Votes: | 538 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1437 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6560 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6418 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3681 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Crops Grown: | 5971 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8584 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5923 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Farms Harvested: | 104 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2794 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.
And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!
