| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8077 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 177 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9356 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4591 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9485 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9552 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 324 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 344 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 237 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5233 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1345 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9761 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7977 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2426 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1567 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 478 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6426 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3545 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 754 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 127 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1348 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!