| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 370 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and experience the exhilarating sensation of touching grass in unison as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest blades of grass and battle against evil mobs who are trying to prevent us from feeling the soft, ticklish blades beneath our feet.
But beware, for rumors say that there is a secret underground society of grass-haters who will stop at nothing to sabotage our grass-touching endeavors. Will you join us in our quest to protect and cherish the grass, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a grass-hater yourself? The choice is yours, adventurer. Touch grass with us, or touch grass alone forever.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who dare to find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to ride the Diamond Sheep into battle will be granted invincibility and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 278 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Charlie herself would want to join. We’re on a mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom… by building hotels and running small assassin businesses, of course. Who knew rehab could be this fun?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We promise you won’t regret it… unless you get on the bad side of our bruiser Millie, then all bets are off. Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 57 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2966 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have found diamonds hidden in the most unexpected places – like inside a giant mushroom or under a lava waterfall.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a pig paradise. Will you join forces with the other players to stop them, or will you be swayed by the promise of unlimited bacon?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, keep your finger off the switch – you never know what kind of chaos you might unleash.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with Discord chats that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our desktop PC-themed world will blow your mind with its creativity and uniqueness.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might even find a fellow purple-pink led light enthusiast to bond with over your love for all things wacky and wonderful.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
