| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Version > 1.9-1.21.3
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3779 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Once upon a time, a player joined KWABotY and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their personal bodyguard. This llama, named Larry, had a secret talent for juggling TNT while riding a unicycle. Together, they went on epic adventures, battling evil chickens and conquering towering castles made entirely of cheese.
But that’s not all! On KWABotY, you can also participate in our weekly “Dance-Off” competitions, where players must bust a move while being chased by a horde of zombie disco dancers. The winner gets a magical disco ball that grants them the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join KWABotY today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Forget about the anxiety-inducing real world, where you have to deal with annoying bosses and coworkers. In our SMP, the only people you’ll encounter are friendly players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers as you are.
Plus, who needs a job when you can spend your days exploring vast landscapes, battling dragons, and trading with villagers? Trust us, once you join our SMP, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where the only job requirement is having fun!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have an official launch trailer for Veilguard that will make you want to build your own epic fantasy world in Minecraft. And if you want to laugh at the chuds who keep losing in Veilguard, we have a player count chart just for that!
But wait, there’s more! We have a husbando poll for Veilguard characters, a link to the DA Tapestry that doesn’t matter because none of your choices in Veilguard matter anyway, and a wikia page for Lucanis because he’s heckin’ cute.
And let’s not forget about the Big Elf C*ck husbando that will make you want to dive into the world of Dragon Age like never before. So join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creeper explosions). Let’s build, mine, and slay dragons together!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Luz’s diary has all the insider tips and tricks for surviving in this crazy world, while Lilith’s letter will inspire you to reach new heights. And don’t forget about Hunter’s Palisman observations – you never know what secrets they might reveal!
But that’s not all – we’ve got Disney Channel links, Disney+ recommendations, and even a MEGA folder full of surprises. And if you’re feeling extra bold, check out Dana’s Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr for a behind-the-scenes look at all the madness.
Join us on this epic journey where anything is possible – who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life owl house! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?
So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
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| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5163 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But beware, the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ve all pledged their allegiance to Kamala and will stop at nothing to protect her. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of our Vice President!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of perishing with Harris. Who knows, you might even get a virtual high-five from the lady herself!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Farms Harvested: | 462 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
¦
Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
¦
Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
¦
Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
¦
SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.
But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.
So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 129 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
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| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 288 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
