| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6125 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9505 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 281 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9685 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9098 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4814 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 849 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8950 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2547 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 108 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8630 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2759 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8066 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7862 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5030 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5466 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2063 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 3638 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1488 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4847 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8963 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7559 | Potions Brewed: | 116 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2694 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 224 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
